Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.