Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana