Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

A: An oakie.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

What's a holocaust survivor's favorite movie?

Gone With The Wind.