What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

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What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"