How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

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Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!