How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What is the poorest tree in the forest?

The burr-oak tree.

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.