Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.