What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

pssssssssssst

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.