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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What do you call an original joke?

Baha Fresh

What do you call an original joke on this subreddit?

Rare.

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech?

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What do you call an original joke on this subreddit?

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell