Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.