What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.