What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

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What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

What's small but effective?

A smile

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator