What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

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What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.