A Gladiator
Girls
Because they're ugly and they stink.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
He was syncing too much time into it.
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
No one's told him he's black.
He's gladiator.
Gladiator.