Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.