Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

What's a poor person favorite meal?

Sleep.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.