Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

Sol Jokes More Sol Jokes

Why are gingers' feet so rough?

Because they have no soles

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!