Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop?

To get some soles!