Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
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Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Fiancee
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
A token ring.
Fiancee.
He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"
Because it's always in bed.
Feyonce
Fiance
Because she never marries the best man.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !
He had too much thyme on his hands.
No, John! can't see
For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
Existence is futile.
