Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
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Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Fiancee
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
A token ring.
Fiancee.
Sol.
Because they have no soles
Because they don't want the siren to die.
When the monkey wants its bum back? :D
He tried, but it didn't work out.
John is a bird.
They were both shot in Vegas!
Because she never marries the best man.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
Because he was resisting a rest.
Plant it in the spring.
Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
