How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

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What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.