Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

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What do you find in a cloud's shorts?

Thunderpants!

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them