Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.