How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

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What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.