Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Disgrace Jokes More Disgrace Jokes

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade