Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

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Because they literally can't even.

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I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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They have a lot of moo/neigh.

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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AU, get outta here!"

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Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

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Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila