Rage Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

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What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Darren Wilson Jokes More Darren Wilson Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why was the Bears-Packers tie called off?

Only one side was game

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Long Face Jokes More Long Face Jokes

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.