Rage Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

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What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.