What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

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It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

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What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

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He just needed some space.

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars