What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default