What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default