Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.