Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.