What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.