What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...