What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...