Edward Snowed Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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leaves Earth*

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Because women are always right.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.