What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

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What's big grey and flies straight up ?

An elecopter !

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.