Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.