Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.