Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.