Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.