Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.