Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Nsa Agent Jokes More Nsa Agent Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.