What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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One hits the spot...

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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It's hard to find them in the snow.

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Snowd-en

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.