What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.