Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.