Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en