What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

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Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.