What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.