Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

What do you call a dedicated but untalented gymnast?

A working stiff

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.