Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!