Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Dot Jokes More Dot Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

Lazy Eye Jokes More Lazy Eye Jokes

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.