Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

the Foo Fighters

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.