A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
EVERYDAY !!
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
Because they won't believe it.
A few months ago
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
Absolutely nun
Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!