Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
A: One.
To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6
Flame retardant
She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
Ben/Anna!
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
A cup of decaf
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
By using his Magic Johnson.
Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)
Kool aids
To get to the other side.