We only met last week!
He's looking over his shoulder
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
A Clone Dyke Bar.
On a blind date!
Rogaine is a hell of a drug.
Comcast
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
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