How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

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What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay