How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what