How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!