How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.