Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did Batman say when he went to the butcher?

Got Ham?

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.