Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.