Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up