What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

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What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"