What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.