What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!