What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

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I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.