Luke Skywalker Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas" ... I'll show myself out

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

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Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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TL;DR"