Luke Skywalker Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!