Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels