What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."