What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

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Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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