What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.