What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch