Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

Torrent Jokes More Torrent Jokes

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.