Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

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Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)