Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Torrent Jokes More Torrent Jokes

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.