What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.