What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.