How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired