How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.