How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.